Say hello to mechanically separated cucco. It’s what all fast-food cucco is made from—things like cucco nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen cucco in the stores at Castle Town is made from it.
Basically, the entire cucco is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.
There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with red potion, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with more red potion.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, Hyrule!
lmc…
you are fantastic
